At the end of the school year a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her class.

The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it and said, “I bet I know what it is; Flowers.”
“That’s right!!” the boy said, “but how did you know?”
“Oh, Just a wild guess,” the teacher replied.

The next student was the daughter of a candy shop owner.
The teacher held her gift, shook it and said, “I bet I can guess what it is; A box of sweets.”
“That’s right!!” said the little girl, “but how did you know?”
“Oh, I’ve been around for many years,” said the teacher proudly.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner.

The teacher held the package, but it was leaking, so she grabbed a drop off the leaking contents with her finger and put it on her tongue for a taste test.
“Is it wine?” the teacher asked.
“Nope,” the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leaking package. “Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No madam,” he replied.
The teacher, with all her knowledge, finally took one more big taste before admitting, “I give up. What is it?”
With a giant grin, the boy replied, “SURPRISE, It’s a puppy”

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A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing……She had him arrested.

When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant. She first sat under an advertisement, which read: ‘Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins’.

I was even more amused when she changed her seat and went to sit under a shaving advertisement, which read: ‘William’s Stick Did The Trick’.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: ‘Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.’

( I read this somewhere… )

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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.

“We dont have any money for food” the poor man replied.

“Oh, come along with me then.”

“But sir, I have a wife with two children!”

“Bring them along! And you come with us too!”, he said to the other man.

“But sir, I have a wife with six children!” the second man answered.

“Bring them as well!”

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellow says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, “No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall”

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